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This page is all about
collaboration.
We invite
you to download any or all of the following readings recorded by Armond
Blackwater during an extended session of red wine and... who knows. These
recordings are raw and uncut, sips, tokes, flubs, curses, and fuckups.
Some fun
things to do with them might be:
- add music
to them
- add vocals
- cut the
waves up and jumble them all around
- take samples
and play them until your friends impale themselves
- throw
them through amazing or amusing assortments of effects devices
- (Women
only) play them for your mother and proclaim, "Ma, this is the
guy I'm gonna marry."
- remix
them with ZZ Top playing the three chords they know
- play them
at posh dinner parties to show that you are hip
- reverse
them
- echofy
them
- reverb
them like the Grand Canyon
- use them
as the carrier input to your moogerfooger ring modulator (a favourite)
All we
ask is that you credit the author, Armond Joy Blackwater and please
send us a copy.
To acquire
licensing rights email armond@cafebeat.org,
he's usually pretty amiable.
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